Everything Is Fine Snake T-Shirt — Vintage Tattoo Style Graphic Tee
A heavyweight, garment-dyed tee that wears like an old favorite from day one. The front shows a bold, tattoo-inspired snake mid-coil, baring teeth while a little hand gives a thumbs-up; a banner beneath reads “EVERYTHING IS FINE.” The muted charcoal canvas and soft, lived-in texture let that tongue-in-cheek design sit comfortably in everyday rotation — the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to laugh at chaos with friends or nod knowingly on rough days. It drapes with a relaxed fit, holds its color through many washes, and feels substantial without being stiff. Slip it on for coffee runs, late-night hangs, or low-key shows; the look reads ironic, steady, and quietly defiant.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — soft, pre-shrunk, heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²).
- Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, broken-in color and texture.
- Relaxed fit with double-needle stitched seams for durability.
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and sewn-in label for clean comfort.
- Available S–4XL and offered in 58 colors (made in Honduras).
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |